Please forgive the tardiness of this post- I have been out all day long looking for a rubber boot to convert into an awesome rubber boot.

It has been a tough go, let me tell you! The pony print bangers that I was swooning after don't seem to be available south of Bloor Street in my size and the stylish lower price point boots that are available at the mall do not accommodate the girth of my super running calves; said boots only passed a particular point, then puddled around my ankles (much too embarrassing to photograph, but feel free to picture it and snicker.)  

I did, however, come across an even more expensive rubber boot:

Behold! See by Chloe priced at $250.

(Barf!)